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Post by theoldguy on Jan 26, 2012 17:38:44 GMT -6
Appropriate for now!!! Finally, a blonde joke with some Canadian content....
As a Chilliwack trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a blonde catches up.. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. when the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says,..............
"Hi, my name is!Kevin, it's winter in CANADA , and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK.........."
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Post by theoldguy on Jan 26, 2012 17:40:55 GMT -6
DON'T LOOK NOW BUT THEY ARE WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!! Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Jan 26, 2012 17:42:23 GMT -6
PARENT OF THE YEAR? ?? Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Jan 26, 2012 17:46:23 GMT -6
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Post by theoldguy on Jan 26, 2012 17:47:19 GMT -6
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Post by theoldguy on Jan 30, 2012 17:58:06 GMT -6
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land to China! I was so depressed last night thinking about my retirement, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... Attachments:
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Post by carol duncan on Jan 30, 2012 21:15:33 GMT -6
lol...geeze
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Post by theoldguy on Feb 1, 2012 22:29:52 GMT -6
SOUP'S ON Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Feb 1, 2012 22:31:06 GMT -6
THOSE TIDEY WHITIES CAN WAIT Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Feb 1, 2012 22:31:39 GMT -6
PARENT OF THE YEAR Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Feb 7, 2012 23:00:27 GMT -6
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooperstarted to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began tothrow his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he wasdoing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around hishead. The farmer said, "Having some problems with them there circle flies, areya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said-"Well yeah, if that's whatthey are --- I never heard of circle flies. " So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they'recalled circle flies because they're almost always found circling aroundthe back end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh, " and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after aminute he stops and says, "Hey . . . wait a minute, are you trying to callme a horses ass? " The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for lawenforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horsesass." The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing, " and goes back to writingthe ticket. Then, after a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them fliesthough." Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Feb 7, 2012 23:19:14 GMT -6
Large X-class Flare Erupts on the Sun Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Feb 12, 2012 0:45:57 GMT -6
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Post by carol duncan on Feb 12, 2012 3:27:12 GMT -6
thank you friend, and the same to you
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Post by theoldguy on Feb 13, 2012 17:17:09 GMT -6
I Love This I am not afraid of tomorrow for I have seen yesterday and I love today. Noah's Ark : Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark . ONE: Don't miss the boat. TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat! THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. SIX: Build your future on high ground. SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs. EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile. TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting. Most people walk in and out of your life, but FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. Attachments:
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