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Post by theoldguy on Mar 11, 2012 21:29:26 GMT -6
AN ITALIAN MAMA Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.'' About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear MaMa, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son Anthony Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read: Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Your Loving MaMa Moral: Never Bulla ShaZammmma you MaMa ;DFYI -----THE PICTURE IS THE "JUST A ROOMATE" Attachments:
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Post by steve on Mar 12, 2012 12:53:50 GMT -6
now; that was funny..
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Post by theoldguy on Mar 12, 2012 22:15:17 GMT -6
:oHOPE THE COUCH IS COMFORTABLE. Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Mar 16, 2012 14:28:32 GMT -6
:DTIME TO FLIP STEVE ;D :'(WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR, ANYWAY!!! Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Mar 16, 2012 14:30:55 GMT -6
WHEN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TOOOO MUCH MONEY Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Mar 16, 2012 14:33:00 GMT -6
A PARENT FRIEND----RED GREEN WOULD BE PROUD Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Mar 20, 2012 21:27:32 GMT -6
HAPPY EASTER
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Post by theoldguy on Mar 23, 2012 21:13:10 GMT -6
TODAY ON SESAME STREET--- ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Mar 23, 2012 21:15:26 GMT -6
YA I KNOW THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE WHO.......... Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Mar 28, 2012 16:46:26 GMT -6
THEY SAY "IF"YOU ARE SANE YOU SEE TWO DOLPHINS Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Mar 30, 2012 2:15:02 GMT -6
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Post by carol duncan on Mar 30, 2012 12:50:34 GMT -6
This is what i see, what does that make me?....lololol
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Post by theoldguy on Mar 30, 2012 21:11:19 GMT -6
;)CAROL I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU[glow=red,2,300][/glow] JUST A LITTLE LESS[glow=red,2,300][/glow] CRAZIER THAN ME!!!!! "EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING..........." ;D Attachments:
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Post by theoldguy on Apr 1, 2012 21:22:25 GMT -6
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Post by theoldguy on Apr 2, 2012 22:19:29 GMT -6
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